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scarlett1982 发表于 2009-3-20 11:55:17 | 显示全部楼层
 
不错,希望有更多好笑的笑话
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story 发表于 2009-4-11 10:23:32 | 显示全部楼层

MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣

 
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".

一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的CD机,他赶紧拿了。就在这个时候他听到有人说:“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去,嘀咕着:“到底是什么人在说话?”这时,他看到桌子上有些钱,他又拿了。。。那声音又来了:“耶稣正在看着你。”他躲到一个角落,想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉,于是他问鹦鹉:“是你在说话吗?”鹦鹉承认了。 小贼说:“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小贼说:“什么人给鸟取这种名字?”鹦鹉回答:“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”
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muerjun 发表于 2009-4-26 21:00:31 | 显示全部楼层
 
When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tallas his father,so he began to borrow Mr.Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.
Mr.Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.
One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.
Then he said angrily,“Isn't that one of my ties,Tom?”
“Yes,Father,it is,”answered Tom.
“And that shirt's mine too,isn't that one of my ties,Tom?”
“Yes,that's yours too,”answered Tom.
“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr.Howard.
“Yes, I am, Father,”answered Tom.“You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?
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samcao 发表于 2009-4-29 22:10:29 | 显示全部楼层
 
呵呵,挺有意思的
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muerjun 发表于 2009-5-2 05:40:12 | 显示全部楼层
 
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? 此处隐藏"

“医生,你能不能告诉我,”鲍勃问,“对于一个看上去很正常的人,你是怎样判断出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再没有比这容易的了,”医生回答,“问他一个简单的问题,简单到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要问什么样的问题呢?”“嗯,你可以这样问,‘库克船长环球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鲍勃想了一会儿,紧张的回答道,“你就不能问另外一个问题吗?
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muerjun 发表于 2009-11-3 22:44:15 | 显示全部楼层
 
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher,Mr.Black,"Excuse me for my coming late ,sir.I watched a football match in my dream."

     "Why did it make you late?"inquired the teacher.

     Replied Mike,:::::::"

Because neither team could win the game,so it lasted a long time

.":::::

     麦克上课迟到了,他对老师布莱克先生说:“对不起,我迟到了,老师,我梦见了一场足球赛。”

      老师问:“那为什么会使你迟到呢?”

      麦克回答说:::::::::“

因为两个队不分胜负,因此持续了很长时间
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lansenini 发表于 2009-11-10 23:07:58 | 显示全部楼层
 
He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了
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robinhood0 发表于 2009-11-10 23:44:14 | 显示全部楼层
 
First Flight第一次坐飞机

Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.
约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机,他读过许多关于飞行事故的报道。所以,有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时,约翰逊先生非常担心,不敢接受。不过,由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的,约翰逊先生终于被说服了,登上了飞机。

His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.
他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落,所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"
过了一两分钟,他睁开双眼朝窗外望去,接着对朋友说道:“看下面那些人,他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小,是不是?”

"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground." “那些就是蚂蚁,”他的朋友答道,“我们还在地面上。”
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