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(cont.)笑话续集开始上演,如果大家都来笑一笑,打破吉尼斯世界记录的梦想就这样不

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liangduoq 发表于 2007-7-18 09:14:31 | 显示全部楼层
 
continiue, 20 forum money!!!
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redanqi 发表于 2007-7-18 11:45:46 | 显示全部楼层
 
引用第21楼leochina于2007-02-21 01:22发表的  :
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"

两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”
为什么这个只加20??
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redanqi 发表于 2007-7-18 11:47:01 | 显示全部楼层
 
为什么到后面都缩水了〉
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liangduoq 发表于 2007-7-18 15:52:56 | 显示全部楼层
 
引用第32楼redanqi于2007-07-17 15:47发表的  :
为什么到后面都缩水了〉

good complain!

i am sorry but 20 forum menoy is the maximum bounty currrently.
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george3206 发表于 2007-7-26 14:01:33 | 显示全部楼层
 
Mechanic and a Doctor
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he saw the famous heart surgeon in his shop, where he was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, ‘Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.'
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, 'So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new  one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ' The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.... .
.He said: 'Try to do it when the engine is running '
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ggavin 发表于 2007-8-24 12:42:35 | 显示全部楼层
 
Giving sad news to a troop

The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday.
Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant.
"Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men
report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform
Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private
McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take
two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
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lwr 发表于 2007-9-9 11:51:02 | 显示全部楼层
 
The great event
T: what great event happened in 1809?   S:  Abraham Lincoln was born.
T: correct,and what great event happened in 1812?
S: Abraham Lincoln has his third birthday.
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yxphys 发表于 2007-10-4 19:28:12 | 显示全部楼层
 
sorry for what

two  man bump each other.
A:i'm sorry!
B:i'm sorry too(two)!
A:i'm sorry three.
B:what are you sorry for(four)?
A:i'm sorry five……
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yxphys 发表于 2007-10-12 18:53:50 | 显示全部楼层
 
why was nobody continued? [s:48]
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yxphys 发表于 2007-10-12 18:55:17 | 显示全部楼层
 
Everybody, come on!
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